what kind of bird are you?
I'm a macho womanizing stud who conquered the moon.


disgusting dirtbag au where kirk and spock meet bc kirk keeps leaving mean comments on spocks letsplays

I was in a music video like 2 weeks a go and u can see me for like 2 seconds

finally my rise to fame has started




John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner


I’m crying

like literal tears.

Usually when I say I’m crying on this website, I’m lying and its an emotional exaggeration

but not this time

this time, 

its real

simultaneously really happy to be leaving the house this weekend but also mega stressed out.


Today’s Gender of the Day is: Luigi winning against every Level 9 CPU in Project M by doing absolutely nothing

Punk Rock Girl

I watched the promo video for Team Canada’s trip to the roller derby world cup in Texas and I started crying because I’m a disgusting nerd


Followers, I need your help!!!! Tonight I’m lucky enough to get to see Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds live and there’s a chance that I may me able to shake the man’s hand after the show. This is where I need your help/opinion as I was planning to give Nick one of my drawings of him! WHICH ONE SHOULD I GIVE TO HIM??? Decisions, decisions. Your opinion/vote is much appreciated! THANKS in advance :))

give him the mercy seat story from grade 11 (tho i like the one on the right)


old selfies


don’t hurt BEES. they just want to pollinate flowers and make honey. hurt WASP’s. fuck them and their old money, big mansions, and country clubs